Dialogues Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
These dialogues..."may: not be exact..i welcome ny corrections...so njoi...!!!
Hospital Scene
Riya :Tum,I knw You..
Dev:Mujhe bhi Yaad hain,Hum mil Chuke hain..
Riya:Ouch...oh god..Ab tumhari vaje,ek hafthey tak nahi chal sakthi
Dev:Ouch...tumhari vaje se mein zindagi bar nahi chal sakhtha
Riya:Kya
Dev:Agar maine tumhe nahi mila hotha,tho meri zindagi ka rukh kuch aur meri zindagi ka dukh kuch aur hotha
Riya:Aur tumse nahi mili hothi tho meri shaadi nahi hui hothi
Dev:Shaadi hui nahi hothi !!!...Hmm..tho yeh achchi baat hain ya buri baat
Riya:Acchchi
Dev:Achchi
Riya:Buri
Dev:Buri
Riya:I mean I don't Knw
Dev:I don't Knw
Dev:Tum kush ho ??......Itna waqt nahi le Sakhthi !!
Riya:Tum kaun hothey ho Poochne Waale
Dev:Sawaal pe Sawaal..Jawaab nahi Hothi
Riya:Main tumhare Sawaal Kyun sunu...Tumhe jawaab kyun du..Who are u ??
Dev:Who am i..??..Main is bachche ka baap hoon...jise tum utaake le jaarahi thi..Kyun Tumhare apne bachche nahi hain kya ??
Dev: ohh...Nahi hain
Riya:Ha nahi hain..Aur ho bhi nahi sakhthey...Bachcho ko padathi hoon...Ek nahi sabki maa hoon...
Dev:Mother India !!!!!....
Road
Riya:Tum batao.....Mujhme Kya achcha lagtha hain
aur dekho..sach sach batana....be frank,be honest..warna there is no point
Dev:All right...Here it goes...main baat yeh hain...tum ek teacher type ho...borin ho..Personality nahi hain..Tumhe safahi karne ki beemari hain...basically tum ek bafadaar chamadaar ho.!!
Riya:What !!
Dev:Ladkiyon waali koi baat nahi hain...Tum Sexy nahi ho yaar...na aage se na peeche se...aur koi aadmi tumhe dekh kar excite nahi ho sakhtha....i knw tumhara husband excite ho jaatha hain....mujhe lagtha hain...woh toda kam dikhtha hain
Riya:Devvv.....u r so rude...so mean
Dev:wat mean rude ??...tumne tho kaha...sach sach kaho..
Riya: kuch achcha bhi tho keh sakhthey hain....
Dev: Achcha kehna ko kahatha kya ??
Riya:Aur kehna hain tho kya kehthey...?
Dev:yahi ki tumhare aakhen duniya ki sab se khoobsurat annkhen hain..tumne poocha nahi aur mainne kaha nahi...
Riya:Patha hain tumahri problem kya hain...tumhe ladkiyon se baat karne nahi aati
Dev: tumhe aati hain ???
Riya:ha...Ladkiyon se kab aur kya kehna chahiye,..mujhe ..sab patha hain...
Dev:Ohh....tum Lesbian Ho...!!
Riya:Shut Up !!
RailWay station
Riya: char saal pehle tumne kaha tha...ki mohobbat zamana guzar gaya,....yaad hain dev ??..kya ab bhi wahi kahoge ?? char saal pehle tumhine mujhe kaha tha...mohabbat nahi doondogi tho..nahi milegi.....ab kya kahoge...kya kahoge...jawaab do.....jawaab do...beech raat hum dono akela...station mein kya kar rahe hain..kya kar rahe dev...jawaab do....mujhe in sawaalon ka jawaab chahiye...tell me...kaha jaa rahe ho dev....want the answer dev....tell me tell me...jawaab do...jawaab do dev...i want to knw.......tell me.....
Dev:Atara march do hazaar do....18th march 2002..tum mujhe pehli baar milithi maya...i remember the exact time maya..us din se mujhe lag raha hain ki...main tumhe sadiyon se jaantha hoon..kya yeh tumhare sawaal ka jawaab hain.....
Dev:MAy be not..May be this...Har roz tumhari train...char bajh kar battis minute par....station se nikalthi hain.....aur meri char baj kar ikkis minute par...aur har roz main apni train miss kar raha hoon....ki chaahe tumhara saath kuch lamhe..char pal guzaar saku...kya yeh tumhare jawaab ka sawaal hain....
Riya:Dev !!
Dev:Roz main tumhe is station par chodke jaatha hoon..par tumhari yaad mujhe nahi chodthi nahi..kya yeh tumahre sawaal ka jawaab hain...??..and yes i'm a married man maya...aur tum bhi shayad bhool rahi hoki tumbhi shaadi shudha ho...hum dono shaadi shudah hain tho....pir beech raat ...akele station par kya kar rahe hain..ohh bingo....i think i have the answer....tumhari sawaal ka yahi jawaab hain....right.....jawaab sun ke jaavo......i love u maya....and u love me too..!!
Railway 2
Dev:Ab !!
Riya:Ab kya Dev !!
Dev:Bas kehna zaroori tha...ki hame mohabbat hain...Woh keh diya
Riya:Aur keh ke kya paaya humne.. !
Dev:Patha nahi...par shayad na kehthey...tho kuch kho zaroor dethey.....
Riya:Tum jaanthey ho dev is rishthey ka koi anjaam nahi.....
Dev:yes..iknw....isliye ise kisi khoobsurat mod par choddena chahiye...one last cup of coffee..
Riya:Tumhari Train
Dev:hm...Ab meri train nahi hain...sochtha hoon ab is train se safar karna chod doon...buy my self a new car....a nice new blue car.....u like blue ?? i like blue.......time to go.....!!
(run run run)
Riya:Devvvvvvvvv !!.......I Like Blue !!
Hospital Scene
Riya :Tum,I knw You..
Dev:Mujhe bhi Yaad hain,Hum mil Chuke hain..
Riya:Ouch...oh god..Ab tumhari vaje,ek hafthey tak nahi chal sakthi
Dev:Ouch...tumhari vaje se mein zindagi bar nahi chal sakhtha
Riya:Kya
Dev:Agar maine tumhe nahi mila hotha,tho meri zindagi ka rukh kuch aur meri zindagi ka dukh kuch aur hotha
Riya:Aur tumse nahi mili hothi tho meri shaadi nahi hui hothi
Dev:Shaadi hui nahi hothi !!!...Hmm..tho yeh achchi baat hain ya buri baat
Riya:Acchchi
Dev:Achchi
Riya:Buri
Dev:Buri
Riya:I mean I don't Knw
Dev:I don't Knw
Dev:Tum kush ho ??......Itna waqt nahi le Sakhthi !!
Riya:Tum kaun hothey ho Poochne Waale
Dev:Sawaal pe Sawaal..Jawaab nahi Hothi
Riya:Main tumhare Sawaal Kyun sunu...Tumhe jawaab kyun du..Who are u ??
Dev:Who am i..??..Main is bachche ka baap hoon...jise tum utaake le jaarahi thi..Kyun Tumhare apne bachche nahi hain kya ??
Dev: ohh...Nahi hain
Riya:Ha nahi hain..Aur ho bhi nahi sakhthey...Bachcho ko padathi hoon...Ek nahi sabki maa hoon...
Dev:Mother India !!!!!....
Road
Riya:Tum batao.....Mujhme Kya achcha lagtha hain
aur dekho..sach sach batana....be frank,be honest..warna there is no point
Dev:All right...Here it goes...main baat yeh hain...tum ek teacher type ho...borin ho..Personality nahi hain..Tumhe safahi karne ki beemari hain...basically tum ek bafadaar chamadaar ho.!!
Riya:What !!
Dev:Ladkiyon waali koi baat nahi hain...Tum Sexy nahi ho yaar...na aage se na peeche se...aur koi aadmi tumhe dekh kar excite nahi ho sakhtha....i knw tumhara husband excite ho jaatha hain....mujhe lagtha hain...woh toda kam dikhtha hain
Riya:Devvv.....u r so rude...so mean
Dev:wat mean rude ??...tumne tho kaha...sach sach kaho..
Riya: kuch achcha bhi tho keh sakhthey hain....
Dev: Achcha kehna ko kahatha kya ??
Riya:Aur kehna hain tho kya kehthey...?
Dev:yahi ki tumhare aakhen duniya ki sab se khoobsurat annkhen hain..tumne poocha nahi aur mainne kaha nahi...
Riya:Patha hain tumahri problem kya hain...tumhe ladkiyon se baat karne nahi aati
Dev: tumhe aati hain ???
Riya:ha...Ladkiyon se kab aur kya kehna chahiye,..mujhe ..sab patha hain...
Dev:Ohh....tum Lesbian Ho...!!
Riya:Shut Up !!
RailWay station
Riya: char saal pehle tumne kaha tha...ki mohobbat zamana guzar gaya,....yaad hain dev ??..kya ab bhi wahi kahoge ?? char saal pehle tumhine mujhe kaha tha...mohabbat nahi doondogi tho..nahi milegi.....ab kya kahoge...kya kahoge...jawaab do.....jawaab do...beech raat hum dono akela...station mein kya kar rahe hain..kya kar rahe dev...jawaab do....mujhe in sawaalon ka jawaab chahiye...tell me...kaha jaa rahe ho dev....want the answer dev....tell me tell me...jawaab do...jawaab do dev...i want to knw.......tell me.....
Dev:Atara march do hazaar do....18th march 2002..tum mujhe pehli baar milithi maya...i remember the exact time maya..us din se mujhe lag raha hain ki...main tumhe sadiyon se jaantha hoon..kya yeh tumhare sawaal ka jawaab hain.....
Dev:MAy be not..May be this...Har roz tumhari train...char bajh kar battis minute par....station se nikalthi hain.....aur meri char baj kar ikkis minute par...aur har roz main apni train miss kar raha hoon....ki chaahe tumhara saath kuch lamhe..char pal guzaar saku...kya yeh tumhare jawaab ka sawaal hain....
Riya:Dev !!
Dev:Roz main tumhe is station par chodke jaatha hoon..par tumhari yaad mujhe nahi chodthi nahi..kya yeh tumahre sawaal ka jawaab hain...??..and yes i'm a married man maya...aur tum bhi shayad bhool rahi hoki tumbhi shaadi shudha ho...hum dono shaadi shudah hain tho....pir beech raat ...akele station par kya kar rahe hain..ohh bingo....i think i have the answer....tumhari sawaal ka yahi jawaab hain....right.....jawaab sun ke jaavo......i love u maya....and u love me too..!!
Railway 2
Dev:Ab !!
Riya:Ab kya Dev !!
Dev:Bas kehna zaroori tha...ki hame mohabbat hain...Woh keh diya
Riya:Aur keh ke kya paaya humne.. !
Dev:Patha nahi...par shayad na kehthey...tho kuch kho zaroor dethey.....
Riya:Tum jaanthey ho dev is rishthey ka koi anjaam nahi.....
Dev:yes..iknw....isliye ise kisi khoobsurat mod par choddena chahiye...one last cup of coffee..
Riya:Tumhari Train
Dev:hm...Ab meri train nahi hain...sochtha hoon ab is train se safar karna chod doon...buy my self a new car....a nice new blue car.....u like blue ?? i like blue.......time to go.....!!
(run run run)
Riya:Devvvvvvvvv !!.......I Like Blue !!

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